2009-10-09: Insulting Elves

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2009-10-09: Insulting Elves

Postby The Comment Golem » October 8th, 2009, 11:00 pm

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Re: 2009-10-09: Insulting Elves

Postby Graybeard » October 9th, 2009, 6:52 pm

Priceless. Impy, think you could get Poe to post a phonetic version of what Jon just said? I want to have that available in my quiver of incomprehensible insults for special occasions.
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Re: 2009-10-09: Insulting Elves

Postby Itterind » October 9th, 2009, 9:04 pm

Lol, great one!, both Jon and the Elf.
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Re: 2009-10-09: Insulting Elves

Postby davester65 » October 9th, 2009, 11:22 pm

Gee and Sarine isn't even here to be embarressed by it.
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Re: 2009-10-09: Insulting Elves

Postby mindstalk » October 9th, 2009, 11:41 pm

I just realized... the fairies have no trouble understanding the language of the humans and half-elves.

More than that, going by the brackets, they're *talking* in Human, even to the elves.
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Re: 2009-10-09: Insulting Elves

Postby Pillaroforder » October 10th, 2009, 12:27 am

mindstalk wrote:I just realized... the fairies have no trouble understanding the language of the humans and half-elves.

More than that, going by the brackets, they're *talking* in Human, even to the elves.


They're magical beings. Their translation spell must be on full time.

I hope it was worth it for Jon, because I laughed so hard at the elf's unflappable response.
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Re: 2009-10-09: Insulting Elves

Postby Slamlander » October 10th, 2009, 1:04 am

I like the head baka faery's covered snicker ;)
OTOH, the elf doesn't realise how difficult a time Jon could give him. Jon isn't so easy to kill, even without the guns. Someone who could take out time mages is a non-trivial opponent. He has tricks and reflexes the elf hasn't even heard of.
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Re: 2009-10-09: Insulting Elves

Postby Forrest » October 10th, 2009, 1:49 am

In other words, Jon is Batman.
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Re: 2009-10-09: Insulting Elves

Postby AdamZero » October 10th, 2009, 4:08 am

Forrest wrote:In other words, Jon is Batman.

Wow, I think we just found a new header quote for the forum...

But yeah, why aren't any of the humans pulling the wool out of the fairies' eyes about this and say 'they're going to eat your god!' or something.

Also, I'm wondering if Sarine isn't just gonna come bustin' down and kick somebody's ass after all this.
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Re: 2009-10-09: Insulting Elves

Postby Boss Out of Town » October 10th, 2009, 7:32 am

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