2009-10-14: Stop asking questions.

[Boss Out of Town]

Yep. Not only that, it talks to humans and has emotions like humans and evvverrryyythinnnngg! Of course, the most egregarious glitch in the history of fantasy and/or science fiction is when "intelligence" of gaseous, machine, or inert matter has human emotions while lacking a human endocrine system.

How do you know it doesn't? Have you dissected one?

Just last week, and we're converting the video into a movie for the Scy-Fy channel. Additional footage is being filmed in Bulgaria as we speak, with Greg Costikan as a big, beefy guy with a smile and David Keith as a smarmy, middle-aged villain.

[davester65]

Just last week, and we're converting the video into a movie for the Scy-Fy channel. Additional footage is being filmed in Bulgaria as we speak, with Greg Costikan as a big, beefy guy with a smile and David Keith as a smarmy, middle-aged villain.

Oh Cool! Does it have giant snakes in it as well? I just can't get enough of giant snake movies!!!

[Forrest]

Oh Cool! Does it have giant snakes in it as well? I just can't get enough of giant snake movies!!!

Just wait until they take an Antonov An-225 Mriya and fill it to the brim with Eunectes murinus. Throw in Samuel L. Jackson and you've got Giant Muthafuckin' Snakes on a Giant Muthafuckin' Plane.

[davester65]

Oh Cool! Does it have giant snakes in it as well? I just can't get enough of giant snake movies!!!

Just wait until they take an Antonov An-225 Mriya and fill it to the brim with Eunectes murinus. Throw in Samuel L. Jackson and you've got Giant Muthafuckin' Snakes on a Giant Muthafuckin' Plane.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Drannin]

Oh Cool! Does it have giant snakes in it as well? I just can't get enough of giant snake movies!!!

Just wait until they take an Antonov An-225 Mriya and fill it to the brim with Eunectes murinus. Throw in Samuel L. Jackson and you've got Giant Muthafuckin' Snakes on a Giant Muthafuckin' Plane.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

...I'd pay good money to see that movie.

[Boss Out of Town]

Oh Cool! Does it have giant snakes in it as well? I just can't get enough of giant snake movies!!!

Just wait until they take an Antonov An-225 Mriya and fill it to the brim with Eunectes murinus. Throw in Samuel L. Jackson and you've got Giant Muthafuckin' Snakes on a Giant Muthafuckin' Plane.

Giant Nazi snakes, eating a squad of generic elite soldiers one at a time. Remember, assault rifles only, as grenades, AT rockets, and artillery aren't in the special effects budget.

[Forrest]

...on a Giant Muthafuckin' Plane.

Giant Nazi snakes, eating a squad of generic elite soldiers one at a time. Remember, assault rifles only, as grenades, AT rockets, and artillery aren't in the special effects budget.

Not to mention, probably very not good for the Giant Muthafuckin' Plane. Not that massive sprays of bullets would be much better...

[Boss Out of Town]

...on a Giant Muthafuckin' Plane[/b][/i].

Giant Nazi snakes, eating a squad of generic elite soldiers one at a time. Remember, assault rifles only, as grenades, AT rockets, and artillery aren't in the special effects budget.

Not to mention, probably very not good for the Giant Muthafuckin' Plane. Not that massive sprays of bullets would be much better...

Oh, that's all right. In Sy-fy channel movies, there isn't enough special effects budget for ricochets and bullet holes. You could fire off a thousand rounds inside a building and no holes will appear in the plaster.

Really, the only thing they spend money on are the gore effects and the Community College Computer Graphics 101 CGI effects. Don't expect to see much in the way of shadows, footprints, splashing mud, waving grass, broken twigs, reflections, or contrast lighting. Thinking about it, that may explain why the monsters sneak up on people so readily. They have so little effect on the world around them.

[Tiamat]

Thinking about it, that may explain why the monsters sneak up on people so readily. They have so little effect on the world around them.

Except for those parts of the world that consist of fleshy bits, of course.