The Incredibly Silly Argument Thread

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I still say there just isn't enough evidence yet.

I mean, even if Angelina WERE dating the Loch Ness monster, it's not like anybody'd ever be able to get a picture of them.
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Viking-Sensei wrote:I still say there just isn't enough evidence yet.

I mean, even if Angelina WERE dating the Loch Ness monster, it's not like anybody'd ever be able to get a picture of them.

Either that or they're paying the guys we hired to take the pictures twice what we'd pay them for it so they never come out.
Who knows what treasures Nessie is hoarding down in his mudd-pool.
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It's obvious you're behind the times. The Illuminati took all Nessie's treasure years ago. How else do you think they fund their plans for domination?
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telemarketing scams?
Lemonade sales?
stealing from the church donation box?
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Globalization of velcro usage to impoverished third world countries?
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However if Nessie clearly demonstrated hoarding behavior, could it be he is of draconic lineage?
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Wouldn't a serpentine creature probably be dinosaur/dragon related?

ITT, dinosaurs and dragons are likely ancestor/descendant.
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Obviously. Anybody who knows the first thing about evolution knows the chain...

Dinosaurs -> Dragons -> Chickens -> Egg -> Duck-billed Platypus -> Badger -> Badges -> (We don't need no) Stinkin' Badges -> Skunks -> Skunk-Apes -> Big Foot -> Missing Link -> Link -> Zelda -> Elves -> Elvis -> Man

Of course, if you talk to those creationalists, they'll say that this is just silly.
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Viking-Sensei wrote:Obviously. Anybody who knows the first thing about evolution knows the chain...

Dinosaurs -> Dragons -> Chickens -> Egg -> Duck-billed Platypus -> Badger -> Badges -> (We don't need no) Stinkin' Badges -> Skunks -> Skunk-Apes -> Big Foot -> Missing Link -> Link -> Zelda -> Elves -> Elvis -> Man

Of course, if you talk to those creationalists, they'll say that this is just silly.
You forgot the link between Skunk-Apes and Bigfoot, which is, of course, Damned Dirty Apes.
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Re: The Incredibly Silly Argument Thread

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I say there is plenty of evidence (in the archives of the KGB)
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