Delicious Sea Kittens...
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Delicious Sea Kittens...
Share your favorite recipes for sea kittens here.
Personally, I believe that sea kittens are best devoured mere moments after death, preferably raw and dipped in fermented soy blood and a fine paste of horseradish meat. They are especially yummy with boiled, denuded and sterilized rice babies and mummified algae.
Cruelty can apparently be delicious.
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Personally, I believe that sea kittens are best devoured mere moments after death, preferably raw and dipped in fermented soy blood and a fine paste of horseradish meat. They are especially yummy with boiled, denuded and sterilized rice babies and mummified algae.
Cruelty can apparently be delicious.
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Re: Delicious Sea Kittens...
my first reaction was *blink blink blink* swiftly followed by "is this serious?"... then i noticed the creator of the site
this said, i am not a big fan of the sea kitten, though sword-kitten grilled correctly is perfection.
this said, i am not a big fan of the sea kitten, though sword-kitten grilled correctly is perfection.
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Re: Delicious Sea Kittens...
For lunch, I like to open a can of "kitten of the sea", mix it with a little mayo, mustard, finely chopped onion and a chopped cherry pepper (or jalapeño) and stuffed into peta, er, pita bread.
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I'm a traditionalist. Breaded, with vinegar.
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I just got hungry. I'm going down to my local sea kitten house for a nice sea kitten platter.
What do you mean no one eats sea kitten for breakfast?
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I just got hungry. I'm going down to my local sea kitten house for a nice sea kitten platter.
What do you mean no one eats sea kitten for breakfast?
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Re: Delicious Sea Kittens...
Sea kittens aren't really to my taste, so the best I can do is to advocate freeze-dried sea kittens for use on backpacking trips, etc. (Backpacking trips are a great time to eat stuff that you'd consider gross and inedible if placed on the dining-room table.) They can be reconstituted with plain old water, but adding some wild mushrooms, and maybe some pine nuts if they're available, contributes a bit of taste and texture -- sort of a sea-kitten cacciatore.
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Heh, what's next? Aracni-Kitten? Snakittens?
But freshly caught and skinned, then buttered and salted to perfection, and eat enough and you get a decent fur coat too.
But freshly caught and skinned, then buttered and salted to perfection, and eat enough and you get a decent fur coat too.
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Personally, I'm a big fan of deep fried bi-valve sea-kittens.
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Batter fried with fries, hushpuppies, and a hot, spicy ketchup to dip them in.
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In MY day, we only used kittens for muskie bait, but that was in fresh water.
Sea kittens make good chum for baiting sharks if you do a "Doctor Kildare" on them and turn them loose in the water.
Sea kittens make good chum for baiting sharks if you do a "Doctor Kildare" on them and turn them loose in the water.
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Re: Delicious Sea Kittens...
Not so much a fan of sea kittens.
Regular kittens, now we're talking omnomnomnomnomnom
Regular kittens, now we're talking omnomnomnomnomnom