Delicious Sea Kittens...

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I love all kinds of Delicious Sea Kittens, but I have a soft spot for the invertebrate variety with 8 to 10 arms.

Also, even considering who made that site, the "Sea Kitten Bedtime Stories" seems a bit over the top. I mean, one of the Sea Kittens is plotting the murder of Land Kittens! :?
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Did.....did anyone read the "Sea Kitten Stories"

"But the conditions on the
Sea Kitten factory farm
where she lives are too
cramped even for Tara.
With no room to swim and
no chance for escape,
Tara looks forward to the end"

The sad thing is, this isn't the most disturbing thing peta's ever done....
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Remember, Cooking Mama approves this message.
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zanntos wrote:Remember, Cooking Mama approves this message.
Wow, that was kinda awesome.

Hilary was just asking me how do you get the internal organs out of a turkey the other day.
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Grenades would work.

Or did you mean intact?
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We slaughter our own chickens... er... sorry, feathered kitties. I'll have to ask the wife about cleaning one of them out. I'm sure the principle must be similar. They're both birds.
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Michael Poe wrote:
zanntos wrote:Remember, Cooking Mama approves this message.
Wow, that was kinda awesome.

Hilary was just asking me how do you get the internal organs out of a turkey the other day.
I wasn't being gruesome or anything. It's just that it occurred to me that I'd like to be prepared if I'm ever sent back in time and have to make my own dinner.

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Imp-Chan wrote: I wasn't being gruesome or anything. It's just that it occurred to me that I'd like to be prepared if I'm ever sent back in time and have to make my own dinner.

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Well, if it's a store bought turkey, just reach into the body cavity and pull out the plastic bag that says giblets on it. :) If it's a fresh killed turkey the process is much the same. It's just that the giblets won't be in a bag and you might have to pull harder. :lol:
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As with most creatures, you go in through the belly, like a raptor dining on a hapless red shirt. Some critters you have to cut, some you can open up with your fingers.

One relative of mine had a very efficient way of hunting grouse. Since the only part worth eating was the breast, he would tear the bird open with his fingers (after it was dead, of course) wrap his hand around the breast muscle/bone unit, snap it loose from the rib/spine and shoulders, and tuck it in a plastic bag. The rest of the bird got left for the foxes. Sharing with nature directly, so to speak.
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Back to sea kittens. I prefer mine out of a can mixed with cracker crumbs and feathered kitten eggs. Then fried like burgers.
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