Granted. You have all of those things, but unfortunately you are lacking in basic common sense. As such, you occasionally forget to perform your safety checks, such as ensuring that you aren't about to travel into an active caldera in three, two, one...Painrunner wrote:I wish I was endowed with the practical knowledge and equipment needed to safely bend space and time.
Granted. The world is conquered by an extreme Taliban sect. Their interpretation of the Islamic ban on "images" includes all television, movies, and video games that depict people or creatures of any kind. "Realistic" first-person shooters are a casualty, and their campaign to exterminate them is thorough and complete. On the other hand, extremely realistic first-person shooting is all too much a part of life during the war of conquest and the frequent rebellions against their totalitarian rule, and you get to experience the crossfire first-hand.Tiamat wrote:I wish for the end of 'realistic' first person shooters.
Alberich wrote:I wish to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
Granted! Buffy flops on its 12th episode instead of running 7 seasons.SpiritInterface wrote:I wish the TV show Firefly had been as successful if not more so as Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Granted! You're now a member of a paleolithic tribe, scraping out a fragile existence before the advancing glaciers. The right amount of money for you is - none.Sareth wrote:I wish I had exactly the right amount of money at all times.
Granted! Unfortunately, the knowledge causes your brain to melt down Crystal Skull style.Alberich wrote:Granted! You're now a member of a paleolithic tribe, scraping out a fragile existence before the advancing glaciers. The right amount of money for you is - none.Sareth wrote:I wish I had exactly the right amount of money at all times.
I wish I fully understood the magic that grants my wish.
Granted. You have a dream in which you show up for finals stark naked. You awaken to find that you've been sleepwalking, and the dream is perfectly true. You're expelled; you're not allowed to take the bar; and you find that you just can't get any other work. This leaves you all the time in the world to play Dwarf Fortress, Gnome Citadel, Hobbit Stockade, Leprechaun Bunker, and Baka Fairy Maginot Line to your heart's content.Tiamat wrote:I wish I had more time to play Dwarf Fortress!
Congratulations, you are now a talented deep-throated fish.Alberich wrote:I wish to have a beautiful, bass-baritone singing voice.
Granted.Sareth wrote:I wish I had an angel.