new game "corrupt a wish"

[Pillaroforder]

Granted! Unfortunately it's salmon and salmonela kind.

I wish I had a house on a beach.

[Reason]

Granted! Over time, the tide and shifting sands engulf the front of the house as it sinks ever forward into the ocean.

I wish Wash hadn't died.

[Imp-Chan]

I wish Wash hadn't died.

Granted! Unfortunately, the movie is now perceived as lame and Joss Whedon can no longer get work, so there's no Dr. Horrible, either.

I wish the Church Ammendments had never been passed, so that doctors could not withhold medical treatment based on their consciences.

-_-'

[Viking-Sensei]

Granted. Doesn't change anything, as most doctors who pull that crap don't actually have consciences... or souls... anyway.

I wish I had a real, actual, working lightsaber.

[Reason]

Granted! Though upon first use, you held it upside-down and the blade/beam/thing went right through your groin.

I wish the News stopped, forever.

[Viking-Sensei]

Granted. Congratulations, Hewy Lewis just died, all future News tours have been cancelled forever.

I wish Hannah Montana had cancer. Yes, I'm that mean.

[Pillaroforder]

Wish granted! Unfortunately it's treatable and acts as a career booster for her, on grounds of "'couse she beat cancer" symphaty vote.

I wish Highlander was less of a continuity mess.

[Tiamat]

Wish granted! Unfortunately it's treatable and acts as a career booster for her, on grounds of "'couse she beat cancer" symphaty vote.

I wish Highlander was less of a continuity mess.

Granted! It no longer exists in any fashion and therefore is no longer a mess.

I wish the choices in this election weren't between bad and worse.

[kaitou]

Granted! This election's choices are now between terrible and horrible.

I wish I hadn't said that.

[Sareth]

Granted! The choices are exactly the same as they used to be, and how can you get worse than that?

I wish I didn't have a cold that laid me up for three days.