That funny, I'm pretty sure I hear someone saying something about something coming sometime soon...
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2009-06-26 Everyone, move out! wrote:
Graybeard wrote:Incidentally, I note that this is the 22nd page in the current chapter -- which is just about the length that chapters have been running lately. Anyone want to predict what "Errant Commentary" is coming this week?
Rakshasa Taisab wrote:We already knew they blew up people... What we'd _REALLY_ like to know is; Does it have a vibrator mode?
No matter how good it sounds, that would be a colosally bad idea. One accidental flick of the switch and BOOM. And who can say they're at 100% when horny. It would be a 'Tsuirakuan roulette' that would bring their military to its knees.
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Rakshasa Taisab wrote:We already knew they blew up people... What we'd _REALLY_ like to know is; Does it have a vibrator mode?
No matter how good it sounds, that would be a colosally bad idea. One accidental flick of the switch and BOOM. And who can say the're at 100% when horny. It would be a 'Tsuirakuan roulette' that would bring their military to its knees.
That wouldn't stop the Brits. They once had a cabinet secretary accidentally kill himself when his self-strangulation sexual thrill device misfired. Nearly brought down John Howard's government. I think one or two MPs have offed themselves in similar ways.
Our politicians, they play with diapers, pick up strangers in bathroom stalls, and hike the Appalachian Trail. So we have to put up with their moaning about it after we catch them.
A widget like that would bring new meaning to the phrase "wide stance."
History celebrates the battlefields whereon we meet our death, but scorns to speak of the plowed fields whereby we thrive; it knows the names of kings’ bastards but cannot tell us the origin of wheat. This is the way of human folly. --- Henry Fabre
