2011-10-19: Die For Our Ship

[Nosy Neighbordroid]

Discussion thread for Die For Our Ship

[Bytemite]

Ah, that brings back memories. The hilarity. The beautiful flames. The orphans...

Wait, no. Never mind.

[Lukkai]

Time for some good ol' Ship-to-Ship Combat!

And what do you expect for posting an alternative pairing to a group of fanboys/-girls/-unspecifiedothergenders?

[BloodHenge]

I agree with Poe: those noodle incidents are one of the best things about Falchion. But the fangirls may have taken the news of his girlfriend better if he hadn't mentioned the cybernetic arm-- it does sound a bit sueish.

[Sareth]

You do not understand the power of the One True Pairing. The arm cannon matters not. Any member of the fandom knows that even if the creator of the series makes something canon (or cannon, as this case may be) the fangirls will wish a fiery and vengeful death on anyone who stands between them and their OTP. Yes, Hermione/Harry shippers, I am looking at you.

[Lukkai]

Don't forget the Harry/Ron shippers.

[Bytemite]

I could have lived without the Harry/Dumbledore/Voldemort One-True-Threesome. Brought together in death by their shared wands.

[BloodHenge]

You do not understand the power of the One True Pairing. The arm cannon matters not. Any member of the fandom knows that even if the creator of the series makes something canon (or cannon, as this case may be) the fangirls will wish a fiery and vengeful death on anyone who stands between them and their OTP. Yes, Hermione/Harry shippers, I am looking at you.

When I said they'd take it better, I meant they'd wish she'd die in a fire rather than wanting to strangle her with her own entrails themselves.

[Sareth]

Oh. Okay. Yeah, that's true.