2012-10-01: I Can't Find The Hole!

Follow the adventures of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Fran and Naga in this all-new humorous entry to the growing Poeverse.
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2012-10-01: I Can't Find The Hole!

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I'm really liking the Ur-doctor more and more with every update.
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As I recall, Naga had some privacy issues when she first showed up (actually, Naga still probably has privacy issues), so this knowledge is unsurprising.
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Wait, wouldn't she have a cloaca rather than an anus?
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BloodHenge wrote:Wait, wouldn't she have a cloaca rather than an anus?
Every time you question alien or monster anatomy God kills a monster girl. Now granted, he does this anyway because they're unholy abominations, but he does it slightly faster because of that.


Also, yeah, I dunno. It's like wondering where is her stomach is actually located and such. Who knows really, aside from some japanese porn artists with too much time on their hands and a biology degree.
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According to my exhaustive research (about five minutes with google) snakes not only have anuses (anisii?) they are extremely elastic in nature to accomodate the fact that snakes often eat prey larger in diameter than themselves. I can see hilarious/squicky ways in which Naga can horrify/entertain others.
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TheLastOutlaw wrote:snakes not only have anuses (anisii?) they are extremely elastic in nature to accomodate the fact that snakes often eat prey larger in diameter than themselves. I can see hilarious/squicky ways in which Naga can horrify/entertain others.
Oh god... This explains why she thought she could crawl up that monster's butt in that first table top RP with the aliens. :shock:
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Michael Poe wrote:Also, yeah, I dunno. It's like wondering where is her stomach is actually located and such. Who knows really, aside from some japanese porn artists with too much time on their hands and a biology degree.
To be fair, nagas are a lot easier from an anatomy standpoint than centaurs; just take the contents of the abdominal cavity and spread it out through the snake part (which is more or less where it would be on a snake). If Naga can swallow a human whole, the jaw and throat structure will require some explaining, but the abdomen and lower half is fine. Naga also has to be something like 25-30' long and several hundred pounds, for balance reasons, but that's not a big deal.
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TheLastOutlaw wrote:According to my exhaustive research (about five minutes with google) snakes not only have anuses (anisii?) they are extremely elastic in nature to accomodate the fact that snakes often eat prey larger in diameter than themselves. I can see hilarious/squicky ways in which Naga can horrify/entertain others.
so basically, she could crap out a whole human skeleton? Cause I don't think a toilet would handle that.
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You know Naga would enjoy calling the plumber to unclog that just for the reaction.
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