2012-10-03: Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator!

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Hey, useful information on Naga skeletal structure. Apparently she doesn't go fully snaky until below the hips, since snakes don't have hip bones.
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That must make it hard to swallow large prey.
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THROW OPEN THE SWITCHES on your mother's vibrator!

And step up the reactor power input...

THREE...

MORE...

DORITOS!!!


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Also, it pains me to say it but Naga's profile in the electrocution shot is actually kind of sexy somehow. I think it reminds me of mermaids.


Also, are those ribs down there in her snake parts, or vertebral processes, or what? They look too small to be the former, and the wrong direction to be the latter.
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BloodHenge wrote:That must make it hard to swallow large prey.
Yeah, it limits her to roughly baby-sized objects whole, that being the size that fits through the hips.
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Anthony wrote:
BloodHenge wrote:That must make it hard to swallow large prey.
Yeah, it limits her to roughly baby-sized objects whole, that being the size that fits through the hips.
Newborn babies are quite small and they get squished quite a bit to make them go through, and they still sometimes get stuck with fatal results (unless there is caesarian)
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Anthony wrote:
BloodHenge wrote:That must make it hard to swallow large prey.
Yeah, it limits her to roughly baby-sized objects whole, that being the size that fits through the hips.
Er, no... at most, it limits her to prey that will break down to approximately baby-sized by the time it reaches the point at which it would fit through the hips. That's a very different statement.

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True, but it does make the super stretchy anus less practical and more comedic (assuming she has a comedically stretchy anus).
Stupidity got us into this, why can't it get us out?
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Imp-Chan wrote:
Anthony wrote:
BloodHenge wrote:That must make it hard to swallow large prey.
Yeah, it limits her to roughly baby-sized objects whole, that being the size that fits through the hips.
Er, no... at most, it limits her to prey that will break down to approximately baby-sized by the time it reaches the point at which it would fit through the hips. That's a very different statement.

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Good point. Also we have yet to see her mouth being ridiculously stretchy and unlike snakes who only have fangs, she has a full set of teeth so she can actually chew food into bite sized chunks.
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Now that I think about it, her shoulders would probably be a limiting factor as well.
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