2015-11-09: Pissed Off

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Nosy Neighbordroid
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2015-11-09: Pissed Off

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Huh ... I had assumed fighter pilots and whatnot just used government-issue Depends or the like. More embarrassing but less uncomfortable than a catheter, but less likely to CRASH YOUR FRICKIN' PLANE TRYING TO USE than the stupid arrangement they actually use.
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I'm not sure what i expected of fighter pilots before reading this but i think i would have assumed they use the "trucker bomb" method, only they can't toss the bottle outside when they're done.
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I refer you to Dos Gringos (singing F-16 pilots): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNdR53fyLck
Not quite my favorite musical style, but the lyrics make up for it.
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The problem with catheters is that you're not inserting them quickly which means a scramble flight is impossible and having them inserted on a regular basis can damage your urethra.
You'd also have to deal with the fact that nobody would want to be a pilot if it meant having a doctor stick things in their dick on a daily basis.
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I know astronauts use depends for space walks, I don't know why fighter pilots don't do the same. Although a Texas catheter might work for the male pilots at least.
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