2017-06-28: Grab Her By the Self Destruct Button

Follow the adventures of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Fran and Naga in this all-new humorous entry to the growing Poeverse.
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2017-06-28: Grab Her By the Self Destruct Button

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Ah, Jordan, always picking the inefficient options. Just load the sexbots with video cameras and Youtube feeds.
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NOOOOO! Don't rig Ann to explode, Jordan.


(You'd have to start all over with another robot if you wanted someone to existentially torment, and that'd just be inefficient.)
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Wait, we don't know that Fran's new sex toy is actually Ann with the tits cut off and a dildo glued on, do we? That was just an idea that Jordan floated?
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I believe Jack Kirby used the exploding sex bot thing in OMAC #1. Of course, they didn't call it a "sex bot," because even if the term existed in the 1970s, it's unlikely that DC Comics would have allowed him to use it back in that dismal era.
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Anthony wrote:Ah, Jordan, always picking the inefficient options. Just load the sexbots with video cameras and Youtube feeds.
That... is an incredibly awesome idea and I support it 100% You might have to do a little snooping and check the target's browser history to see what he likes, but then you can tailor make the sexbot to his taste.

There's the ditzy intern sexbot for the otherwise well meaning president. Then there's the underage runaway sexbot for Senator Scumbag to get himself in trouble with. The "friendly stranger in the men's bathroom" sexbot would be good for those anti-LGBT politicians who live a double life. The political fallout can only get more and more hilarious the wilder their fetishes get. :lol:
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Herb wrote:I believe Jack Kirby used the exploding sex bot thing in OMAC #1. Of course, they didn't call it a "sex bot," because even if the term existed in the 1970s, it's unlikely that DC Comics would have allowed him to use it back in that dismal era.
Honestly, calling them "Build a Friend" instead just labeling them as purely being sexbots actually added a extra layer to setting. It suggested that people were so alienated and isolated in the future that some people genuinely bought them just to have some semblance of human interaction instead just wanting an easy form of sexual release.

There was also a sci-fi series (written by William shatner even) where the mafia/drug cartel's favorite assassination method in the future was exploding androids designed to look like the target's loved ones. He even has main female character from the first couple books get fridged by one(made to look like the protagonist) in order to give the series' protagonist something new to angst over after realizing it's hard to do a pulp sci-fi/gritty film noir mash up if the main character is a successful detective who's overcome his history of drug abuse and is dating a sexy billionaire.
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They'll have no defense. It'll be a pol-pocalypse It'd be like a political bug-zapper.
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Why explode them? Just send out sexbots with a dickotine. A few traumatically disconnected genitals later and they'll have to live like they want us to. It could even be randomly triggered to not necessarily activate the first, second or even the fifth time with a random number generator.
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Forrest wrote:Wait, we don't know that Fran's new sex toy is actually Ann with the tits cut off and a dildo glued on, do we? That was just an idea that Jordan floated?
The hovertext for the comic jokingly mentions using Ann that way.
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