2018-06-13: Legal Prostitution

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2018-06-13: Legal Prostitution

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I had to serve someone once. I have no notable memories of it, but I'm pretty sure I didn't say "you've been served".
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Only time I've ever been served, I had just finished unlocking my front door coming home from work and a creepy dude behind me says "Are you [my name]?" and I say "Yes." And he hands me an envelope with my name on it and says "I'm just the messenger delivering the papers!" and runs away like he expects me to hit him or something, I know I'm not as meek-looking as I was when I was young (6' tall and 200 pounds and sort of scowly-faced nowadays), but that was kinda ridiculous! I actually was relieved because my lawyer had told me to be expecting to be served and had already given me a large envelope to put the papers into so I could send them to him, but it had been almost three months and I was getting ready to ask him "hey, is there some way to get served faster than this?!".
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The only time we were ever served was a most impressive charlie-foxtrot in which the legal work was actually supposed to go to another guy with the same name as mine! Furthermore, he only lived about a block away, I knew him well and considered him a friend, and he'd even done work for me in the not-too-distant past. I really did not need that kind of insight into "Butch"'s legal problems. It took a few phone calls to get everything straightened out, with a most apologetic attorney for the plaintiff and a judge's clerk who was probably about ready to tear said attorney a new one. My wife just about had to be scraped off the ceiling (she was the one who accepted the paperwork, not knowing what it was). But all was well that ended well, although there's a lot more to the story.

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Will Craig find her irresistable once he learns she is Seth's sister?
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