Bad Pickup Lines

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Bad Pickup Lines

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Blame Forrest for this: After his delightful line "most successful pickup line ever", I have a challenge to you all. I want to hear your absolute worst, most indecent, least subtle, lamest pickup lines. I want to hear things that would make the average patron at a singles bar cringe and hide.
How could a plan this awesome possibly fail?
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Suddenly, I miss our GM. Dan is really great at terrible pickup lines.

Oh well. It's ALMOST May again.

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Edit: Speaking of horrible pickup lines, today I uncovered the old scripts for something I was once working on called Shakespeare or Bust. Someday I will share them with you all. But first, I have to find the list of 70's style cheesy Shakespearean pickup lines that one of the characters is supposed to constantly be spouting, and which I seem to have never actually bothered to type up.
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Ah, yes... those were the days. I've never written a musical before. Probably should never write one again, either.

Speaking of Danosarus, there's no reason his globe-trotting self couldn't participate here, you know. Have we ever gotten him a link?
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