new game "corrupt a wish"

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Browncoat wrote:I wish I was the captain of Serentiy (the starship from Firefly, if you don't know what it is, go find out, I'll wait)
Oh, it's had its tributes right here in this very game.

Anyway, f'zooom! You change places with Mal Reynolds, right in the middle of one of his death-defying adventures. Mind you, you just get his place and position. You don't get his amazing skills, supreme endurance, or divine luck. When you try defying death, death decides to try defying you right back.

I wish for a pony and a plastic rocket.
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Granted, unfortunately you didn't where the rocket would be in relation to the pony. Let's just it's whinnying a lot.

I wish for this game to be resurrected.
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Granted. Her Majesty's counterintelligence people would like to have a word with you regarding what's going on here, however.

I wish Poe would resume drawing and writing on the Errant World. :-(
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Granted. It now revolves entirely around the guards standing outside the building Meji tried to sneak into. Their favourite toics of conversation are paint-drying times, tea flavours and minerals.

I just wish.... *music rises* to sing!!
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Nope, nope. We'll have none of that.

I just wish I knew what was going on.
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Granted. You now know everything that is happening, as it is happening, but you have no filters for it, and cannot process so much data at once. You have cosmic ADHD.

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Wish granted! Anything that currently brings you pain will now bring you pleasure, instead. But, as a side-effect, anything that is supposed to bring you pleasure will instead bring you pain.

I wish that Poe would make a sequel to Errant Story!
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Gack. How can ANY sane person want to corrupt that one? Well, I'm probably half insane, so:

Granted! For the first six installments, Poe creates half a dozen likeable and interesting characters to go along with the survivors from Errant Story ... but then, on the seventh day, a giant asteroid strikes the Errant World, incinerating all life therein.

I wish we had a Congress that was free of Boebert-like blithering idiots.
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Granted! Anyone like Boebert has been wiped from congress. In fact, all of congress and the rest of the US government have been completely wiped out by a magical attack from Meji, who has instated herself as the new President, with Ellis serving as Vice President.

EDIT: Actually, forget the Vice President position. Meji would figure out a way to instate Ellis as the new Pope, instead.

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Granted. They no longer make a loud noise, just a soft murmur that sounds like "Kill them. Kill them all."

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