new game "corrupt a wish"

[Sareth]

Granted! You become a paduwan and start your training one day before Darth Vader's little rampage...

I wish Mila Jovavich was my girlfriend.

[LordofNightmares]

Granted! You become a paduwan and start your training one day before Darth Vader's little rampage...

I wish Mila Jovavich was my girlfriend.

Granted!! You soon find out that night that it is a Transvestite lookalike, who's real name is Mikhel Jov Avich

I wish I could Time Travel

[kaitou]

Granted. However, you're absolute physical location doesn't change. The first time you try it, you find yourself in space and die of asphyxiation.

(OOC: I actually do blackberry programming and, after using their SDK, punched cards would be an improvement.)

I wish I had a functioning Tardis.

[Tiamat]

Granted. However, you're absolute physical location doesn't change. The first time you try it, you find yourself in space and die of asphyxiation.

(OOC: I actually do blackberry programming and, after using their SDK, punched cards would be an improvement.)

I wish I had a functioning Tardis.

Granted! But it's the one that Doctor Who flies, which is faulty in many ways and will most likely get you killed in a hurry because you are not the good Doctor.

I wish tomorrow is better than today!

[DarkIntruder]

Granted. Too bad it's only better for the law firm prosecuting the case against the construction company, who happened to seal you in a metric ton of concrete. Also for the other contract workers who get paid double overtime to dig your corpse out again.


I wish I didn't have to pay an exorbitant amount of money for my University textbooks.

[Tiamat]

Granted. Too bad it's only better for the law firm prosecuting the case against the construction company, who happened to seal you in a metric ton of concrete. Also for the other contract workers who get paid double overtime to dig your corpse out again.


I wish I didn't have to pay an exorbitant amount of money for my University textbooks.

Granted! You are EXPELLED!

I wish I had a catgirl.

[Drannin]

Granted. Here's your 80-year old, overweight, low-class hooker catgirl. Enjoy!

I wish I had a million dollars.

[LordofNightmares]

Granted As the FBI breaks down your door and finds your Counterfeiting operation, now you are in prison with your new boyfriend, Bubba who says you have a puerdy mouth.

I wish to have all the power in the universe.

[Sareth]

Granted. You are now inundated daily with 6 billion people asking you if you could make Robbie Johnson the dreamy senior on the basket ball team fall in love with them, their acne go away, their boss get hit by a car, their wife lose 30 pounds and 20 years, that asshole that cut them off in traffic be damned to hell, world peace, the smiting of the infidels, rain for the crops, no rain for the flooded Mississippi, another two inches, a cure for cancer, justice, mercy, a car that will impress the chicks, success on the test, a fat bank account, confusion to Robespierre, that those jerks on the chearleader team get herpes from their boyfriends, that mom won't find the porn stash, that the gas will last to the next town, that Mcbama doesn't become president, that the tornado will hit the neighbor not me, that auntie effie will write me into the will just before I poison her drink, that George will learn that grabbing my tits is not foreplay, that the Tigers will make it to the playoffs, that this burning sensation will go away, that the night will last two more hours, that your boss will give you a raise, that the Trade Commission won't find out about those stocks, that this asshole will get off your bumper, that...

Yeah...

I wish it was winter.

[Tiamat]

Granted. You are now inundated daily with 6 billion people asking you if you could make Robbie Johnson the dreamy senior on the basket ball team fall in love with them, their acne go away, their boss get hit by a car, their wife lose 30 pounds and 20 years, that asshole that cut them off in traffic be damned to hell, world peace, the smiting of the infidels, rain for the crops, no rain for the flooded Mississippi, another two inches, a cure for cancer, justice, mercy, a car that will impress the chicks, success on the test, a fat bank account, confusion to Robespierre, that those jerks on the chearleader team get herpes from their boyfriends, that mom won't find the porn stash, that the gas will last to the next town, that Mcbama doesn't become president, that the tornado will hit the neighbor not me, that auntie effie will write me into the will just before I poison her drink, that George will learn that grabbing my tits is not foreplay, that the Tigers will make it to the playoffs, that this burning sensation will go away, that the night will last two more hours, that your boss will give you a raise, that the Trade Commission won't find out about those stocks, that this asshole will get off your bumper, that...

Yeah...

I wish it was winter.

Sareth wins.

anyway, Granted! But it's the nuclear kind.

I wish there were more than 1000 ways to kill a man.