3 Things -- Tax Form edition

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Being that I'm a dedicated Geyser Gazer, you, Tiamat, are banished to outer darkness. (Not quite sure how it's tax-deductible, though.)

Empty gelatine capsules, pressure cooker, as much ephedrine-containing medicine as they'll let me buy.
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Graybeard wrote:Being that I'm a dedicated Geyser Gazer, you, Tiamat, are banished to outer darkness. (Not quite sure how it's tax-deductible, though.)

Empty gelatine capsules, pressure cooker, as much ephedrine-containing medicine as they'll let me buy.
Charitable donations are tax deductible, including donations made to national parks! Or at least, they were. They change the tax code so often that even tax professionals require a weekly-published book detailing the changes made in the week preceding its publication.

In any event, I did miss the part about the tax deductions needing to be business related. So I guess I'll leave it up to the judge to strike it or not.

New item list:

Disposable cell phones, steel wire, leather gloves
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Food Services Regulations Code Book, Taco Bell Uniform Shirt, cultured e. coli bacterium.
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Sareth wrote:Food Services Regulations Code Book, Taco Bell Uniform Shirt, cultured e. coli bacterium.
Not sure you can buy e. coli, even at our game's super-Wal*Marts

Plant pots, fly-trap seeds, butchers knife.
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Cloth doll kits, box of pins, directory of IRS employees.
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Exterminator's license, bear trap, Form 1024-EZ.
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Toilet plunger, glass cutter, hairspray.
How could a plan this awesome possibly fail?
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Dog whistle, five pounds of the cheapest meat available (soup bones would be fine), box of shotgun shells.
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Jar of honey. Shovel. Indian head dress.
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Bungie hardware, climbing hammer, dental floss.
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