Three Things - Round 1 - Winner: Graybeard

[Weirdonian]

A framing hammer, a stop watch, and candle pin bowling ball.

[Viking-Sensei]

Preparation H, a lead pipe, and a ball-gag

Which WalMart have you been shopping at that carries ball-gags?
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Seriously, I'd like to know.


Alright... straight pins, condoms, and a crowbar.

[finalcarrot]

The same one where Tiamat found a full bottle of rum and Hil found some sexy granny panties.

Though, to be exact, Wal-Mart does carry them, but they aren't for people, they're in the pets section. How do I know this? Because they are the perfect answer for a noisy dog who doesn't know that you aren't supposed to bark all night long. Lather the ball with a little canned meat and put it on Fido, he'll spend his night licking the meat off the ball and drift off to pleasant sleep.

Now, for my next trick...


A tube of superglue, a rubber glove, and a book on Kama Sutra.

[Imp-Chan]

Rum is a standard grocery store item, at least in Ohio.

The granny panties are hanging right near the women's changing rooms in every Walmart in the country.

Oh, and lunch meat, a paint scraper, and a box of bullets.

^-^'

[finalcarrot]

Oh, that's right -- you people up North don't have the trappings of the Biblical south. No hard liquor is sold in grocery stores down here. You must go to the ABC Package store and carry it out in a shameful paper bag.

I wasn't questioning the carrying of granny panties, I was inquiring as to find a "sexy" pair of them


Binoculars, a hand mirror, and lots of little baggies.

[Imp-Chan]

A drill, a pool noodle, and a My Size Barbie.

^-^'

[Viking-Sensei]

Caulk, confectioners sugar, and a tube of toothpaste.

[finalcarrot]

A slide whistle, a gasoline can, and a box of matches.

[Weirdonian]

Syrup of ipecac, a metal detector, and a "March Classics" music CD.

[Tiamat]

A sledge hammer, a golf ball, and 40 sq feet of plastic lining.

And I live in Blacksburg, where VA Tech is. It's a town comprised of 30% college students, and several times a year every hotel in a 20 mile radius is booked solid with football fans who are very, very thirsty. I should be challenging you to show me a store around here that doesn't carry a full bottle of rum.