Three Things - Round 3 - Yule Be Sorry!

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Naughty

Jumbo candy cane, several strings of double-corded small lights (i.e. the kind that don't go out when one of the bulbs breaks), a book on the art of tying knots.

Because sometimes a nativity scene just isn't good enough.
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Nice:

1. A metal chair.

2. Rolls of red and green duct tape.

3. The most grating, annoying Christmas album you can find.

"Someone has to make people appreciate the Christmas spirit!"
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Kung-fu or Ninja movie of some type, christmas ribbon (for holiday ninja headbands), Sharp kitchen knife set.

Nice, you know encouraging natural selection among the howling banshee children in stores everywhere to be a service to humanity.
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1. 9 of my best friends.
2. 9 shoppings lists with 2000 dollar totals per list.
3. 2 cargo vans to hold the results of a day long shopping trip to fill #2.


1van on its way to Toys for Tots delivery, the number 2 van on its way to our local underpriveleged kids christmas toy giveaway (van #2 is not all toys).

It was a very good day.
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A Dancing Santa, the trashiest Barbie Doll you can find, superglue.

Naughty, "Holy crap what's Santa doing!?!"
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I must say, I like S&S's attitude. Seriously. But back to our theme:

Gallon of egg nog, fifth of bourbon, bottle of syrup of ipecac.
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Milk, Cookies Dough, A liquid Laxative.

Naughty, Merry Christmas yah tubby bastard.
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Santa Boots, Santa style present sack, Quickstart Firelogs.

Nice, I don't call it crushing a childs dreams, i call it building charactor.
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To complete my 3some of 3 things today, yes i'm being a prolific twisted git today.

Large Christmas Roof ornament Santa, Wooden stepladder, Hacksaw.

Nice, nothing says Christmas like a family gathering (in the hospital).
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Edit: Sprigs of mistletoe, lip balm, the morning-after pill.
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