new game "corrupt a wish"

[DarkIntruder]

Granted. But in order to effectively wield the ludicrous monstrosity that is the Buster sword, you now look like this guy. Except with Acromegaly.


I wish I had more time to listen to music, like all those pretentious indie bloggers (To which I aspire).

[Viking-Sensei]

Granted.

A nuclear holocaust destroys the entire world, save you and the large archive of music you've squirreled away. Of course, the pressure wave from the nearest nuke has rendered you deaf, but hey, you still have time enough at last.

I wish the world was more like it is in cartoons.

[Sareth]

Granted! Welcome to the world that is Ghastly's Ghastly Comic.

I wish I was Indiana Jones.

[DarkIntruder]

Granted. Too bad you were born in 1899, and are now 109 years old. Betcha wish you'd kept that grail huh?



Also, I wish I hadn't just seen Uncle Ghastly's Alan Moore Yaoi sketch. Thank you very fucking much, Sareth!

[Drannin]

Granted. You didn't JUST see it, but you're seeing it now, and will see the horror in your mind's eye for the rest of your life.

I wish I could sear the memory of that sketch from my mind forever.

[kaitou]

Granted. But in the process of wielding the torch, you manage to sear a few more things out of your mind and sear a few things together resulting in a disco version of "Achy-Breaky Heart" that keeps playing over and over in your mind.

I wish I didn't have to go make blackberry ice cream, now (mostly because I'll have you lot following waiting for it to finish freezing).

[Sareth]

Granted. You now instead have to make blackberry software. Using punch cards.

I wish DarkIntruder and Drannin's comments hadn't made me laugh so hard it caused a coughing fit that felt like my lungs were coming out.

[LordofNightmares]

Granted you Cried instead and drowned in your tears and died

I wish to be immortal.

[Tiamat]

I wish to be immortal.

Granted! But, in true old school fashion, you forgot to ask that your infinite years of life be years of youth - you'll be a crippled old man forever. Or at least until you turn into a cicada.

I wish for a thousand years of enlightened youth.

[LordofNightmares]

I wish for a thousand years of enlightened youth.

Granted but it is 1000 yrs in Dog years (around 143 human years) and you get worms.

I wish for Jedi Training