Home of Viking's Infamous "Three Things" Challenge and some other games likely to make the baby Lord Naughtius cry.
Graybeard
The Heretical Admin
Posts: 7184 Joined: August 20th, 2007, 8:26 am
Location: Nuevo Mexico y Colorado, Estados Unidos
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by Graybeard » August 8th, 2008, 8:49 pm
Imp-Chan wrote:
I wish I didn't feel sick to my stomach all the time.
Done! You've now reached your second trimester ... with quintuplets.
I wish I could lose 30 pounds and still enjoy my food.
Because old is wise, does good, and above all, kicks ass.
Sareth
RPG All-Star
Posts: 2604 Joined: August 23rd, 2007, 8:54 pm
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by Sareth » August 8th, 2008, 9:01 pm
Done! here's your £30 6 oz. steak.
I wish it wasn't so damn hot!
Pillaroforder
Heretical Monk
Posts: 330 Joined: August 20th, 2007, 11:08 am
Location: 3rd rock from the Sun
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by Pillaroforder » August 9th, 2008, 5:22 am
Welcome to Siberia, commrade! Zdrastvuj!
I wish I had a buff bod. ('I wish I was a chick magnet' is way too easy.)
Viking-Sensei
Evil Admin Overlord
Posts: 1193 Joined: August 14th, 2007, 12:18 pm
Location: Vikingopolis, USA
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by Viking-Sensei » August 9th, 2008, 1:29 pm
Wish granted. One week before you get fully hired on (with all the subsequent benefits, such as life insurance, health care, etc) you are involved in an industrial floor waxer accident, and are buffed to death.
I wish there was another season of Firefly. (reposted, since Impy accidentally plowed over my last one)
How could a plan this
awesome possibly fail?
DarkIntruder
Mage/Priest War Veteran
Posts: 433 Joined: August 29th, 2007, 8:29 am
Location: Frigid wastes of Southern Ontario
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by DarkIntruder » August 9th, 2008, 1:45 pm
Granted.
Too bad Joss Whedon and the original cast are not involved in the project in any way.
I wish zombies were real.
Tiamat
Jordan's Lab Assistant
Posts: 449 Joined: August 20th, 2007, 7:41 am
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by Tiamat » August 9th, 2008, 5:06 pm
DarkIntruder wrote: Granted.
Too bad Joss Whedon and the original cast are not involved in the project in any way.
I wish zombies were real.
Granted! But they're like the Half-Life 2 shrieker zombies which run fast and shimmy up drainpipes - humanity is doomed.
I wish 2001 Maniacs had never been made.
dubioso
Forum Trainee
Posts: 25 Joined: April 21st, 2008, 8:27 am
Location: Germany
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by dubioso » August 23rd, 2008, 5:25 am
Tiamat wrote: I wish 2001 Maniacs had never been made.
Granted. Unfortunately, the same team creates "1000 Maniacs", as well as its sequel "1001 Maniacs".
I wish I had the time to pursue all my hobbies.
Sareth
RPG All-Star
Posts: 2604 Joined: August 23rd, 2007, 8:54 pm
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by Sareth » August 23rd, 2008, 6:30 am
dubioso wrote: I wish I had the time to pursue all my hobbies.
Granted! Unfortunately, your hobby of stalking Jessica Alba gets you arrested, leaving you plenty of time for all your other hobbies while you sit in your cell.
I wish I made six figures.
Graybeard
The Heretical Admin
Posts: 7184 Joined: August 20th, 2007, 8:26 am
Location: Nuevo Mexico y Colorado, Estados Unidos
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by Graybeard » August 23rd, 2008, 2:35 pm
Sareth wrote: I wish I made six figures.
Done! Your annual salary is now 100,000
North Korean won . At an exchange rate of 140+
won to the US dollar, that's no bargain, but not to worry; you can't take the
won out of North Korea anyway.
I wish I played chess at the Grandmaster level.
Because old is wise, does good, and above all, kicks ass.
Tiamat
Jordan's Lab Assistant
Posts: 449 Joined: August 20th, 2007, 7:41 am
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by Tiamat » August 23rd, 2008, 6:19 pm
Graybeard wrote: I wish I played chess at the Grandmaster level.
Granted! Unfortunately, your name is now Deep Blue.
I wish I had a sandvich.