new game "corrupt a wish"

[slayer645]

Well I've been reading Errant Story for awhile now, but just recently clicked on the forums.

I noticed Immidiatly the lack of my two faviorite forum games and wasted no time seting up an account so I could bring them to you.

my #1 favorite forum game: Corrupt a wish.

Welcome to the Corrupt A Wish foundation...

you've probly all heard those joke about someone finding a magic lamp, rubing it, and then having there wishes go horribly wrong?

well thats what corrupt a wish is about.

heres how t works one person posts a wish, the next person figures out and posts the worst way the wish could be granted followed by another wish.

Example: post 1 "I wish for 1 million dollars"
next person ok 1 million dollars in pennys falls from the sky crushing you.
I wish for a pony.

please don't try to make uncorruptable wishes (mostly cause it really can't be done)
and please some origanality this can be a really fun way to show off your nasty streak

just to get things going I'll make the first wish

"I wish for a roast-beef sandwich."

[Viking-Sensei]

Alright, I'll give this a stab...

Wish Granted: Somewhere, out there, there now exists a Roast Beef Sandwich. Good luck finding it.

New Wish: I wish all the contestants on the next American Idol would explode. Simultaneously.

[Pillaroforder]

Somehow your significant other is/becomes a fan, gets ahold of two tickets for the show and drags you along. You die in the blast.

My wish: I wish for a VW Golf GTI (5).

[Sareth]

Granted! Here it is! http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1423139//

I wish I had Meji Hinadori.

[Viking-Sensei]

She magically appears before you. You two fall instantly in love, get married, and run off to Maui... which Ian then smites with full on angsty god powers, killing you both.

I wish I was a Giant Robot pilot.

[slayer645]

Granted, unfortunatly your the pilot of a generic, nameless, solder robot and you and your 500 buddys are slaughtered in mass by the super cool Uber powerful Hero Robot 15 seconds into the show...so sorry

I wish a new round of mafia, or three things would start soon.

[Sareth]

Granted!

Unfortunately, it's not a forum game, it's the real deal, and Vinny the Weed Whacker decides to make you the first victim. Bet you wish you hadn't found out how he got his nickname now, huh?

I wish I had a summer home in the San Juans...

[Defectuous]

Granted: While getting settled you wake up one morning in your bathtub filled with ice and lacking one of your kidneys.

I wish that I could customize my car to get 100+ Miles to the gallon.

[Viking-Sensei]

Granted: Unfortunately, finding a stretch of road sloping downhill that's over 100 miles long is still a bitch.

I wish there was another season of Firefly.

[Imp-Chan]

I wish that I could customize my car to get 100+ Miles to the gallon.

Done! Two months later, your engine dies and must be replaced.

I wish I didn't feel sick to my stomach all the time.

^-^'