new game "corrupt a wish"

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Thank you.
Tiamat wrote:I wish summer would last forever.
Granted. On a sunny summer day, just when you've had a terrible disappointment - time stops.

I wish to be a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino.
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Alberich wrote:
I wish to be a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino.
Congratulations! You are now worth millions and have been knighted. You could last a good hour in bed... if there was a woman alive willing to let you touch her with a thirty inch long five inch thick dick. History's Freakiest will record your stature with awe but will note that you died penniless and the laughingstock of the aristocracy having blown your entire fortune trying to find mechanical release in the absence of females able to do the job.

I wish Jigoku Shoujo was real.
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Sareth wrote:I wish Jigoku Shoujo was real.
K'chung! You are transported to Topsy-Turveydom. Fictional things, such as Jigoku Shoujo, are real; and real things, such as yourself, become fictional. As a fictional character, you find yourself in the genre of goblin-bestial S&M porn, and your (rather unimaginative) author is always putting you in the role you like the least with whichever sex you don't prefer.

I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world. (Without having to live in Iran.)
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Alberich wrote:I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world. (Without having to live in Iran.)
Granted, whenever you snap your fingers your thumb catches on fire. With ONE actual magic trick up your sleave you are now the most powerful sorcerer in this world. Sadly you spend the rest of your life running from religious fanatics who believe you are a spawn of Satan.

I wish that by the end of my life I had discovered a way to transport my mind back in time to my newly born self and restart my life knowing everything I knew from my previous run. And actually pulled it off too.
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Painrunner wrote:I wish that by the end of my life I had discovered a way to transport my mind back in time to my newly born self and restart my life knowing everything I knew from my previous run. And actually pulled it off too.
Granted. But you can only do it once and you can't share the knowledge. And you now remember that you made the discovery when you were 5. Potty training wasn't any more fun the second time through.

I wish to have an arm like a leg, and a punch that would sink a battleship.
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Alberich wrote:
Painrunner wrote:I wish that by the end of my life I had discovered a way to transport my mind back in time to my newly born self and restart my life knowing everything I knew from my previous run. And actually pulled it off too.
Granted. But you can only do it once and you can't share the knowledge. And you now remember that you made the discovery when you were 5. Potty training wasn't any more fun the second time through.

I wish to have an arm like a leg, and a punch that would sink a battleship.
Granted. You are now a mule.

I wish that I was governor of Hokkaido.
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Sareth wrote:I wish that I was governor of Hokkaido.
Granted! But you aren't Japanese, nor do you know Japanese - you were elected entirely as a freak accident by the ballot machines, and you're now tasked with governing a province full of people who do not speak your language and are simply waiting to kick you out of the office at the next election. Under these conditions you are expected to fix the physical and economic devastation caused by the recent earthquake. Good luck!

I wish I could control machinery with my mind.
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Granted, unfortunately the power is set so deep within your mind that all nearby machinery responds to your every thought, no matter how trivial or inappropriate. You are eventually crushed by an 18 tonne lorry bringing you a stick to throw.

I wish I had a pet orangutan named Clyde.
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Jack Rothwell wrote:I wish I had a pet orangutan named Clyde.
Granted, but he's kind of bad with directions. When you say, "Right turn, Clyde," he lashes out with his left and breaks your neck.

I wish to invent a revolutionary new shaving cream that makes shaving more comfortable than ever, with no bad side effects.
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Granted, the cream has no bad side-effects, but the bad MAIN effect of using it is the users addiction to the silky-smooth sensation of shaving well and, as a result, the entire human race now looks like they've undergone kemotherapy. The mass of shaved hair clogs sinks and plugholes over the world, causing floods and massive property damage as local rivers burst their banks from the backed up appliances.

I just wish.... **music rises** to sing!!!
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