2020-12-16: Goofus and Gallant, but Gallant Left Town

Follow the adventures of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Fran and Naga in this all-new humorous entry to the growing Poeverse.
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2020-12-16: Goofus and Gallant, but Gallant Left Town

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I had to google it. I think I'm still too far removed from my high school physics classes to understand just why they are dangerous, though. :?

I also note that this is the second time in a year that that house has burned down. Fran's and Naga's insurance rates must be getting scary high.
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Goofus heedlessly rams the male to male extension cord deep into the socket, and burns the house down.

Gallant coats the male to male extension cord with power surge-inhibiting lubricant, then -- gently, tenderly -- eases it into the socket. He also addresses the socket as "senpai" for some reason.
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I was going to say that a lesbian cord can be just as dangerous, if she gets in a three-way with two straight cords, but no, on second thought, it'd have to be two gay male cords. Lesbians are really the safest kind of all. Just like IRL.
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I wonder what May was doing with a whole crate of male-male power cords? The fine arts of necromancy and Frankenstienien medical experimentation are mysterious indeed...
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