2024-01-25 Panty Flash

[Devon]

This sounds like something somebody probably has done in real life...

I mean, there was a guy who lost his penis while trying to have sex with a vacuum cleaner, and another one who electrocuted himself to death when he hooked a cow heart to the household current and tried to insert his dick inside...

[dark_lord_zagato]

sfx: BOOM!!

Cue "Dumb Ways to Die" song at chorus

Roll credits

[Devon]

They will probably have to call a bomb disposal expert so they can secure the grenade's striker lever before trying to pull it out.

I mean, the doctor could probably try to use some pincers or something to keep the lever in place while greasing the grenade and trying to dislodge it, but I am pretty sure trying that on his own would be super-illegal...

[project2051]

You could have went with the MK2, they're ribbed....