Granted. On a sunny summer day, just when you've had a terrible disappointment - time stops.Tiamat wrote:I wish summer would last forever.
I wish to be a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino.
Granted. On a sunny summer day, just when you've had a terrible disappointment - time stops.Tiamat wrote:I wish summer would last forever.
Congratulations! You are now worth millions and have been knighted. You could last a good hour in bed... if there was a woman alive willing to let you touch her with a thirty inch long five inch thick dick. History's Freakiest will record your stature with awe but will note that you died penniless and the laughingstock of the aristocracy having blown your entire fortune trying to find mechanical release in the absence of females able to do the job.Alberich wrote:
I wish to be a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino.
K'chung! You are transported to Topsy-Turveydom. Fictional things, such as Jigoku Shoujo, are real; and real things, such as yourself, become fictional. As a fictional character, you find yourself in the genre of goblin-bestial S&M porn, and your (rather unimaginative) author is always putting you in the role you like the least with whichever sex you don't prefer.Sareth wrote:I wish Jigoku Shoujo was real.
Granted, whenever you snap your fingers your thumb catches on fire. With ONE actual magic trick up your sleave you are now the most powerful sorcerer in this world. Sadly you spend the rest of your life running from religious fanatics who believe you are a spawn of Satan.Alberich wrote:I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world. (Without having to live in Iran.)
Granted. But you can only do it once and you can't share the knowledge. And you now remember that you made the discovery when you were 5. Potty training wasn't any more fun the second time through.Painrunner wrote:I wish that by the end of my life I had discovered a way to transport my mind back in time to my newly born self and restart my life knowing everything I knew from my previous run. And actually pulled it off too.
Granted. You are now a mule.Alberich wrote:Granted. But you can only do it once and you can't share the knowledge. And you now remember that you made the discovery when you were 5. Potty training wasn't any more fun the second time through.Painrunner wrote:I wish that by the end of my life I had discovered a way to transport my mind back in time to my newly born self and restart my life knowing everything I knew from my previous run. And actually pulled it off too.
I wish to have an arm like a leg, and a punch that would sink a battleship.
Granted! But you aren't Japanese, nor do you know Japanese - you were elected entirely as a freak accident by the ballot machines, and you're now tasked with governing a province full of people who do not speak your language and are simply waiting to kick you out of the office at the next election. Under these conditions you are expected to fix the physical and economic devastation caused by the recent earthquake. Good luck!Sareth wrote:I wish that I was governor of Hokkaido.
Granted, but he's kind of bad with directions. When you say, "Right turn, Clyde," he lashes out with his left and breaks your neck.Jack Rothwell wrote:I wish I had a pet orangutan named Clyde.