new game "corrupt a wish"

[Graybeard]

I wish I didn't feel sick to my stomach all the time.

Done! You've now reached your second trimester ... with quintuplets.

I wish I could lose 30 pounds and still enjoy my food.

[Sareth]

Done! here's your £30 6 oz. steak.

I wish it wasn't so damn hot!

[Pillaroforder]

Welcome to Siberia, commrade! Zdrastvuj!

I wish I had a buff bod. ('I wish I was a chick magnet' is way too easy.)

[Viking-Sensei]

Wish granted. One week before you get fully hired on (with all the subsequent benefits, such as life insurance, health care, etc) you are involved in an industrial floor waxer accident, and are buffed to death.

I wish there was another season of Firefly. (reposted, since Impy accidentally plowed over my last one)

[DarkIntruder]

Granted.

Too bad Joss Whedon and the original cast are not involved in the project in any way.

I wish zombies were real.

[Tiamat]

Granted.

Too bad Joss Whedon and the original cast are not involved in the project in any way.

I wish zombies were real.

Granted! But they're like the Half-Life 2 shrieker zombies which run fast and shimmy up drainpipes - humanity is doomed.

I wish 2001 Maniacs had never been made.

[dubioso]

I wish 2001 Maniacs had never been made.

Granted. Unfortunately, the same team creates "1000 Maniacs", as well as its sequel "1001 Maniacs".

I wish I had the time to pursue all my hobbies.

[Sareth]

I wish I had the time to pursue all my hobbies.

Granted! Unfortunately, your hobby of stalking Jessica Alba gets you arrested, leaving you plenty of time for all your other hobbies while you sit in your cell.

I wish I made six figures.

[Graybeard]

I wish I made six figures.

Done! Your annual salary is now 100,000 North Korean won. At an exchange rate of 140+ won to the US dollar, that's no bargain, but not to worry; you can't take the won out of North Korea anyway.

I wish I played chess at the Grandmaster level.

[Tiamat]

I wish I played chess at the Grandmaster level.

Granted! Unfortunately, your name is now Deep Blue.

I wish I had a sandvich.