new game "corrupt a wish"
- Drannin
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Re: new game "corrupt a wish"
Granted. You now have herpes.
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I wish I had a half-decent sandwich.
- Sareth
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Re: new game "corrupt a wish"
Granted. You don't want to know what's in the indecent half.
I wish upon a star...
I wish upon a star...
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Re: new game "corrupt a wish"
NEWS FLASH: Forumite killed by meteorSareth wrote:I wish upon a star...
Authorities said the meteorite that squashed the Forumite known simply as "Sareth" was only the second known in recorded history to have caused fatal injuries to a human. "Be careful what you wish for," another Forumite who declined to be named, said; "you may get it."
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Re: new game "corrupt a wish"
Granted! in a 16 hour procedure you have your spine replaced with a cybernetic replica that never tires or wears down. Unfortunately, during the procedure the surgeon nicks your spinal cord, causing total paralysis.Graybeard wrote:NEWS FLASH: Forumite killed by meteorSareth wrote:I wish upon a star...
Authorities said the meteorite that squashed the Forumite known simply as "Sareth" was only the second known in recorded history to have caused fatal injuries to a human. "Be careful what you wish for," another Forumite who declined to be named, said; "you may get it."
I wish there were better treatments for a bad back.
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Re: new game "corrupt a wish"
Granted he now speaks in a congnee accent and uses British slang so you still can not understand him.
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Re: new game "corrupt a wish"
Granted!
Unfortunately, the next day you find yourself trapped in an elevator for 12 hours with three people, all of whom are constantly thinking about clown sex.
I wish I had a working teleportation device.
Unfortunately, the next day you find yourself trapped in an elevator for 12 hours with three people, all of whom are constantly thinking about clown sex.
I wish I had a working teleportation device.
- Tiamat
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Re: new game "corrupt a wish"
Granted, a la Doom. Which, for the unenlightened, means the teleporter works by routing you through Hell itself and it's usage opens a way for demons to come through with you. Hope you've got heavy weapons!Viking-Sensei wrote:Granted!
Unfortunately, the next day you find yourself trapped in an elevator for 12 hours with three people, all of whom are constantly thinking about clown sex.
I wish I had a working teleportation device.
(The obvious corruption would have been to give you the one and only working teleportation device, and requiring that it have other devices with which to connect and teleport you to. But I was feeling creative!)
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- Drannin
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Re: new game "corrupt a wish"
Granted. You'll taste lovely with mustard.
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Re: new game "corrupt a wish"
Granted, you are now a woman.
What do you mean, that doesn't help understand?
I wish I had the ideal government.
What do you mean, that doesn't help understand?
I wish I had the ideal government.
- LordofNightmares
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Re: new game "corrupt a wish"
Granted, For the fist few years it is your Ideal government is perfect, till it is over thrown by a socialist dictator.Sareth wrote:Granted, you are now a woman.
What do you mean, that doesn't help understand?
I wish I had the ideal government.
I wish I could wield a sword like Cloud Strife (From FFVII).